*grin* I know you wrote this for green_grrl, but I had to do a little happy dance when I read it, because 'mocking the movie science' was one of the prompts I left for the friendathon. *does another happy dance* This was exactly the kind of thing I was hoping for! (My favorite bit was tied between 'shot by a revolver' and 'really loud explosions in space!')

Thanks for the giggle to start my day.