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As promised, here is the roundup of the badfic summaries of various SG-1 episodes. I haven't tried to attribute these, but you're welcome to wander back to the original post to see who contributed what. There are a few extra here that I invented as I was collating this, but the others are just as originally posted. A few eps ended up with more than one summary; the order in which they're listed is arbitrarily due to my cut-and-pasting skills.
Please assume spoilers for all ten seasons - although admittedly, in some cases, it's kinda hard to tell. ;)
If you'd care to contribute some more badfic ep summaries, feel free to comment here!
Season One
Emancipation. When the rest of the team neglects one of their own, that member is kidnapped and sold into slavery! Will the rescue come in time? Will their teammate ever forgive them? (Should their teammate ever forgive them?)
The Broca Divide. The entire SGC is turning into cavemen! How can they stop the deadly disease?
The First Commandment. When Sam's old boyfriend goes crazy, can they turn the skies orange before it's too late?
Brief Candle. On a planet where the fast & frolicsome locals party 'til they drop, Jack contracts an alien STD that could cost him his life.
New! Cold Lazarus. Jack visits his ex and the sparks fly! After all, he's not really made of stone!
New! The Nox. Invisible wood elves play tricks on both SG-1 and Apophis.
The Torment of Tantalus. Could Jack be cruel enough to force Daniel to abandon the discovery of a lifetime? Meanwhile, Sam and Teal'c are rediscovering electricity!
Hathor. A beautiful Goa'uld tries to take over Earth by brainwashing the men. Can the women come to their rescue?
Solitudes. Jack and Sam get injured and marooned together. Will their military relationship change in the midst of their struggle to find their way home?
Season Two
New! In the Line of Duty. Sam is possessed by a Gould. But it's a nice one! Will she blow up the SGC anyway?
New! Prisoners. Sent to prison without a fair trial, SG-1 gets cozy with a friendly female felon in order to make a jailbreak, but is this dignified damsel a demon in disguise?
Need. Daniel saves a mean girl who turns him against his friends! What can Jack do to save him? Lots of angst, emo, h/c, near-suicide, crazy and strange hair. Don't say I didn't warn you, lol!
Secrets. Jacob Carter is sure his only daughter isn't telling him the truth. Will he be proved right?
Bane. Teal'c is turning into an insect! Can SG-1 save him before he spins his last cocoon?
The Fifth Race. An off-world exchange means drastic changes for a certain Colonel. His team doesn't understand him any more, so he is forced to turn to alien friends for help. Can Jack's new friends help him in time?
Holiday. Daniel gets stuck in the wrong body and its dieing! Can his team save him before the alien escapes with his body, or will Jack and Teal'c die trying?
One False Step. SG-1's arrival on a planet imperils a peaceful people and puts them at odds with each other! Can they solve the mystery before everyone dies??
Show And Tell. A cute kid, whose mother just happens to be is an insect, tries to get Jack to adopt him. Will Jack fall for it or pawn him off on someone else? Will the boy's mother agree to give up custody? Read on if you want to know the answers!
Season Three
Seth. A Goa'uld on Earth wants Sam as his love slave, but all Jack and Daniel are doing is playing with guns! Can Teal'c and Selmac save the day?
Jolinar's Memories. SG-1 has faced gods, but now they must go to Hell--to save Jacob Carter's life! Unfortunately, an old nemesis awaits them there.
Foothold. During routine medical exams, Dr. Fraiser injects each team member with a sedative, rendering them unconscious. Teal'c awakens and sees General Hammond conspiring with Fraiser and two aliens. What has happened at Stargate Command, and can SG-1 overpower its own "allies"? (Summary taken from Stargate Solutions Wiki)
One Hundred Days. When Jack is trapped off-world, an evil woman tries to seduce him! Will the team rescue him in time, or will Teal'c give his life in the attempt?? (Jack/OC)
Shades of Grey. Traitors within the SGC are threatening Earth's alliances galaxy-wide. Now Jack must go on the undercover mission of his life!
Crystal Skull. Ignored by his teammates and feeling isolated and alone, Daniel turns to a disreputable figure from his past for help, but will he listen to Daniel or just advance his own goals?
New! Nemesis. Invading metal LEGO creatures are too much for the super-advanced Asgard to defeat on their own. Can SG-1 help Thor fend them off? Daniel explodes. [This is not a death fic, really!]
Season Four
The Other Side. At last, SG-1 has found real allies in their battle against the Goa'uld... or have they???!!!!
Crossroads. When Teal'c's other old girlfriend proposes an ally with a new friend, can everything be as simple as it appears?
The Curse. After Jack rejects Daniel and runs off for a weekend alone with Teal'c, Daniel revives a relationship with an old flame, but is she Bad News? Sam and Janet try to help Daniel deal with the situation, but get hurt, too. Can Sg-1 and the whole SGC recover from this?
Entity. Sam gets her brain trapped in a computer! Can they save her before it's too late?
Season Five
Red Sky.
A shortcut in Stargate programming puts an entire planet at risk. Can SG-1 appeal to the people's gods before it's too late?
This is my first Stargate fic, but I had an old Star Trek fic idea that I thought I could make work, except I forgot about Teal'c until it was nearly done, so his parts had to be added in. I also had to change wormhole physics a little to make my main plot idea work, but I don't think it really makes this an AU, since the characters are there, because I replaced Star Trek names with the names of Stargate characters. I don't know anything about basic biology or physics, but I think I'm close enough and what I've described makes my plot work. I haven't watched enough Stargate to remember the name of the AssGuard guy they've talked to before, or any details about that Protection Treaty, so I picked a new AssGuardian for this planet and just changed the treaty so it worked with my plot. Please be kind to me!
Proving Ground. Kids are forced to invade the SGC when its taken over by the Goa'uld! Watch out for the OCs!
48 Hours. Teal'c gets stuck in the Stargate! He'll be zapped away the next time the 'Gate is used if his friends can't figure out how to get him free before then. They only have 2 days! Will the Russians help?
Summit/Last Stand. When an old flame shows up during an undercover mission, Daniel has to choose between offing the bad guys and getting the girl!
Meridian. Daniel gets exposed to a high dose of radiation. Will Janet be able to save him or will the team have to call in extraterrestrial help?
Season Six
Disclosure. What does the new president think of the SGC? (Warning: includes OCs)
The Changeling.
When Teal'c's old-new girlfriend believes Teal'c is losing his grip on reality, can Jack and Daniel save their friend?
There is no SGC, and SG-1 are all firemen except for Daniel who is Teal'c's psychologist. Is Teal'c really going crazy or is something more sinister going on?
Season Seven
Lifeboat. Alien shipwreck victims claim Daniel's brain as a sanctuary. Can Janet and his teammates get them out before Daniel sinks forever?
Birthright. When Teal'c's old girlfriend re-appears with a bevy of beauties, Jack offers to make the ultimate sacrifice. Will they take him up on his offer?
Season Eight
Zero Hour. The President is coming and Jack's friends have been kidnapped! How will Jack save them and make the SGC presentable for the prez? r&r plz!!!
Affinity. When Teal'c's new girlfriend runs into danger, can anyone save her? And what will happen when Daniel is kidnapped?
Citizen Joe When an ordinary Joe falls into the SGC universe, how will it affect his life?
Threads. Jack has a girlfriend, Sam loses a boyfriend, Daniel relives his childhood, and SOMEBODY dies! But you're going to have to read to find out who!
Moebius. SG-1 travel back in time to Egypt and get stuck! Now their future selves must save them! Warning: OOC.
Season Nine
Origin. Daniel tries to make friends, but feels the heat. The SGC has a surprise visitor. Is this the end?
Prototype. Daniel knows trouble when he sees it. How will the team react to his shocking advise? Has Daniel become the most ruthless man at the SGC?
Season Ten
200. Zombies and Furlings and weddings, oh my!
Memento Mori. Vala loses her memory and takes a job as a waitress. How can Daniel and the team find her? And where do handcuffs come into it?
The Quest. Daniel finally gets his chance with an alien head-sucking device, only it turns HIM into Merlin! Can Cam and the others protect him long enough to build the weapon that kills Ascended Beings, or will Adira and her Pryers get their first? Will Baal help SG-1 fight against they're common enemy? Can Teal'c defeat a dragon? Will being Merlin destroy Daniel? Who's smarter, Sam or Baal? Will Vala steal something important? Read and find out!
New! The Road Not Taken. The Tok'ra warned them way back when about not playing around with other people's technologies, but Sam had to go and try dimension surfing! Now she's trapped in a twisted mirror universe where the good guys may be bad guys! Plus, how could her alternate self ever have married Rodney McKay?!
The Shroud. Oh noes! Daniel has been turned into a Prior! How can SG-1 save him?
Bounty. Cam takes Vala home for the weekend, Daniel has an admirer, while Teal'c and Sam run into trouble. Will it all end in disaster?
Bad Guys. If only Daniel had watched more movies with Teal'c, he'd be better at taking people hostage...
Family Ties. Vala's dad shows up at the SGC! Can he be trusted?
Unending. The Asgard commit genocide so that Sam can play with some new toys and Daniel and Vala can finally get together!!!! (It was a worthy cause, LOL!)
Please assume spoilers for all ten seasons - although admittedly, in some cases, it's kinda hard to tell. ;)
If you'd care to contribute some more badfic ep summaries, feel free to comment here!
Season One
Emancipation. When the rest of the team neglects one of their own, that member is kidnapped and sold into slavery! Will the rescue come in time? Will their teammate ever forgive them? (Should their teammate ever forgive them?)
The Broca Divide. The entire SGC is turning into cavemen! How can they stop the deadly disease?
The First Commandment. When Sam's old boyfriend goes crazy, can they turn the skies orange before it's too late?
Brief Candle. On a planet where the fast & frolicsome locals party 'til they drop, Jack contracts an alien STD that could cost him his life.
New! Cold Lazarus. Jack visits his ex and the sparks fly! After all, he's not really made of stone!
New! The Nox. Invisible wood elves play tricks on both SG-1 and Apophis.
The Torment of Tantalus. Could Jack be cruel enough to force Daniel to abandon the discovery of a lifetime? Meanwhile, Sam and Teal'c are rediscovering electricity!
Hathor. A beautiful Goa'uld tries to take over Earth by brainwashing the men. Can the women come to their rescue?
Solitudes. Jack and Sam get injured and marooned together. Will their military relationship change in the midst of their struggle to find their way home?
Season Two
New! In the Line of Duty. Sam is possessed by a Gould. But it's a nice one! Will she blow up the SGC anyway?
New! Prisoners. Sent to prison without a fair trial, SG-1 gets cozy with a friendly female felon in order to make a jailbreak, but is this dignified damsel a demon in disguise?
Need. Daniel saves a mean girl who turns him against his friends! What can Jack do to save him? Lots of angst, emo, h/c, near-suicide, crazy and strange hair. Don't say I didn't warn you, lol!
Secrets. Jacob Carter is sure his only daughter isn't telling him the truth. Will he be proved right?
Bane. Teal'c is turning into an insect! Can SG-1 save him before he spins his last cocoon?
The Fifth Race. An off-world exchange means drastic changes for a certain Colonel. His team doesn't understand him any more, so he is forced to turn to alien friends for help. Can Jack's new friends help him in time?
Holiday. Daniel gets stuck in the wrong body and its dieing! Can his team save him before the alien escapes with his body, or will Jack and Teal'c die trying?
One False Step. SG-1's arrival on a planet imperils a peaceful people and puts them at odds with each other! Can they solve the mystery before everyone dies??
Show And Tell. A cute kid, whose mother just happens to be is an insect, tries to get Jack to adopt him. Will Jack fall for it or pawn him off on someone else? Will the boy's mother agree to give up custody? Read on if you want to know the answers!
Season Three
Seth. A Goa'uld on Earth wants Sam as his love slave, but all Jack and Daniel are doing is playing with guns! Can Teal'c and Selmac save the day?
Jolinar's Memories. SG-1 has faced gods, but now they must go to Hell--to save Jacob Carter's life! Unfortunately, an old nemesis awaits them there.
Foothold. During routine medical exams, Dr. Fraiser injects each team member with a sedative, rendering them unconscious. Teal'c awakens and sees General Hammond conspiring with Fraiser and two aliens. What has happened at Stargate Command, and can SG-1 overpower its own "allies"? (Summary taken from Stargate Solutions Wiki)
One Hundred Days. When Jack is trapped off-world, an evil woman tries to seduce him! Will the team rescue him in time, or will Teal'c give his life in the attempt?? (Jack/OC)
Shades of Grey. Traitors within the SGC are threatening Earth's alliances galaxy-wide. Now Jack must go on the undercover mission of his life!
Crystal Skull. Ignored by his teammates and feeling isolated and alone, Daniel turns to a disreputable figure from his past for help, but will he listen to Daniel or just advance his own goals?
New! Nemesis. Invading metal LEGO creatures are too much for the super-advanced Asgard to defeat on their own. Can SG-1 help Thor fend them off? Daniel explodes. [This is not a death fic, really!]
Season Four
The Other Side. At last, SG-1 has found real allies in their battle against the Goa'uld... or have they???!!!!
Crossroads. When Teal'c's other old girlfriend proposes an ally with a new friend, can everything be as simple as it appears?
The Curse. After Jack rejects Daniel and runs off for a weekend alone with Teal'c, Daniel revives a relationship with an old flame, but is she Bad News? Sam and Janet try to help Daniel deal with the situation, but get hurt, too. Can Sg-1 and the whole SGC recover from this?
Entity. Sam gets her brain trapped in a computer! Can they save her before it's too late?
Season Five
Red Sky.
A shortcut in Stargate programming puts an entire planet at risk. Can SG-1 appeal to the people's gods before it's too late?
This is my first Stargate fic, but I had an old Star Trek fic idea that I thought I could make work, except I forgot about Teal'c until it was nearly done, so his parts had to be added in. I also had to change wormhole physics a little to make my main plot idea work, but I don't think it really makes this an AU, since the characters are there, because I replaced Star Trek names with the names of Stargate characters. I don't know anything about basic biology or physics, but I think I'm close enough and what I've described makes my plot work. I haven't watched enough Stargate to remember the name of the AssGuard guy they've talked to before, or any details about that Protection Treaty, so I picked a new AssGuardian for this planet and just changed the treaty so it worked with my plot. Please be kind to me!
Proving Ground. Kids are forced to invade the SGC when its taken over by the Goa'uld! Watch out for the OCs!
48 Hours. Teal'c gets stuck in the Stargate! He'll be zapped away the next time the 'Gate is used if his friends can't figure out how to get him free before then. They only have 2 days! Will the Russians help?
Summit/Last Stand. When an old flame shows up during an undercover mission, Daniel has to choose between offing the bad guys and getting the girl!
Meridian. Daniel gets exposed to a high dose of radiation. Will Janet be able to save him or will the team have to call in extraterrestrial help?
Season Six
Disclosure. What does the new president think of the SGC? (Warning: includes OCs)
The Changeling.
When Teal'c's old-new girlfriend believes Teal'c is losing his grip on reality, can Jack and Daniel save their friend?
There is no SGC, and SG-1 are all firemen except for Daniel who is Teal'c's psychologist. Is Teal'c really going crazy or is something more sinister going on?
Season Seven
Lifeboat. Alien shipwreck victims claim Daniel's brain as a sanctuary. Can Janet and his teammates get them out before Daniel sinks forever?
Birthright. When Teal'c's old girlfriend re-appears with a bevy of beauties, Jack offers to make the ultimate sacrifice. Will they take him up on his offer?
Season Eight
Zero Hour. The President is coming and Jack's friends have been kidnapped! How will Jack save them and make the SGC presentable for the prez? r&r plz!!!
Affinity. When Teal'c's new girlfriend runs into danger, can anyone save her? And what will happen when Daniel is kidnapped?
Citizen Joe When an ordinary Joe falls into the SGC universe, how will it affect his life?
Threads. Jack has a girlfriend, Sam loses a boyfriend, Daniel relives his childhood, and SOMEBODY dies! But you're going to have to read to find out who!
Moebius. SG-1 travel back in time to Egypt and get stuck! Now their future selves must save them! Warning: OOC.
Season Nine
Origin. Daniel tries to make friends, but feels the heat. The SGC has a surprise visitor. Is this the end?
Prototype. Daniel knows trouble when he sees it. How will the team react to his shocking advise? Has Daniel become the most ruthless man at the SGC?
Season Ten
200. Zombies and Furlings and weddings, oh my!
Memento Mori. Vala loses her memory and takes a job as a waitress. How can Daniel and the team find her? And where do handcuffs come into it?
The Quest. Daniel finally gets his chance with an alien head-sucking device, only it turns HIM into Merlin! Can Cam and the others protect him long enough to build the weapon that kills Ascended Beings, or will Adira and her Pryers get their first? Will Baal help SG-1 fight against they're common enemy? Can Teal'c defeat a dragon? Will being Merlin destroy Daniel? Who's smarter, Sam or Baal? Will Vala steal something important? Read and find out!
New! The Road Not Taken. The Tok'ra warned them way back when about not playing around with other people's technologies, but Sam had to go and try dimension surfing! Now she's trapped in a twisted mirror universe where the good guys may be bad guys! Plus, how could her alternate self ever have married Rodney McKay?!
The Shroud. Oh noes! Daniel has been turned into a Prior! How can SG-1 save him?
Bounty. Cam takes Vala home for the weekend, Daniel has an admirer, while Teal'c and Sam run into trouble. Will it all end in disaster?
Bad Guys. If only Daniel had watched more movies with Teal'c, he'd be better at taking people hostage...
Family Ties. Vala's dad shows up at the SGC! Can he be trusted?
Unending. The Asgard commit genocide so that Sam can play with some new toys and Daniel and Vala can finally get together!!!! (It was a worthy cause, LOL!)
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