Badfic summary challenge

[fignewton]

So in last week's discussion of summaries, I ended up writing some badfic-type summaries for several SG-1 episodes. I thought it would be fun for us to try to write similar summaries for the entire series! Anybody want to help? :)

I've included several under the cut. Feel free to post a comment with a badfic summary for any episode that hasn't yet been done. I'll repost them all in order in a couple of days. Let's see if we can get them all! Movies are welcome, too.

You may label the ep if you'd like, but I think it would be even more enjoyable if other people get to identify them!

Procrastinating? Me?

I think these are pretty easy to identify:

Sam gets her brain trapped in a computer! Can they save her before it's too late?

The entire SGC is turning into cavemen! How can they stop the deadly disease?

What does the new president think of the SGC? (Warning: includes OCs)

Vala loses her memory and takes a job as a waitress. How can Daniel and the team find her? And where do handcuffs come into it?

Oh noes! Daniel has been turned into a Prior! How can SG-1 save him?

When an ordinary Joe falls into the SGC universe, how will it affect his life?

Comments

[yvi]

Sam is possessed by a Gould. But it's a nice one! Will she blow up the SGC anyway?

[fignewton]

Hee! Spelling is perfect. :)

[yvi]

The number of ways in which that word can be misspelled is amazing.