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Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 01:22 am
Written for Gen Fic Day and [livejournal.com profile] aurora_novarum, tireless champion of Jack and Sam friendship. Hope you like it, sweetie. :)

Summary: Is it Sam and Jack's fault that rescuing Teal'c and Daniel is so much fun?

Unbetaed. Set in early S1. No spoilers. Rated PG for some bonding violence. 730 words.

Guilty Pleasures

Elbow to the face, kick to the knee...

Sam allowed the weight of her momentum to carry her forward to rebound from the stone wall, placing her in just the right position to overwhelm the next Jaffa that stood between her and her missing teammates. She couldn't spare a glance to see how the colonel was faring, but the background gurgles and shouts of pain seemed to indicate that he was doing just fine.

Hand-edge to the throat, nerve-pinch to paralyze the wrist...

A tiny corner of Jack's mind added another tick to the tally, even as he focused his full concentration on the next Jaffa in his path. They'd taken down fourteen Jaffa, with another six to go. Good thing the narrow corridor didn't allow for anything more than hand-to-hand fighting.

Duck. Roll with the blow. Lash out at just the right level to send him crumpling to the ground.

Sam dodged easily past the wheezing Jaffa on the floor, and tried to sublimate that slightly shameful spark of glee into an extra surge of adrenaline to continue the fight. She'd be feeling her bruises later with a vengeance, and she suspected her left cheekbone might be fractured, but none of that mattered now.

Feint to the left. Come back at the right. Go for the blind spot. Keep reactions under wraps for later.

One of these days, Jack knew, the Jaffa would realize that as intimidating as their helmets might be to cowed slaves, they offered really lousy peripheral vision. In the meantime, though, he planned to take full advantage of their failure to assess their equipment properly.

Besides, these last four Jaffa were trying to keep him from rescuing Daniel and Teal'c. They deserved everything they got.

Judo throw. Kick to the head. Ow! Block out the pain, and take him down!

Call on black ops background. Crap! Win now, hurt later - gotcha!


Sam whirled to face the next opponent, and nearly wrenched her knee when she snapped her leg back from an abortive attack on the only person left standing in the hallway: Colonel O'Neill.

"S-sorry, sir," she gasped, massaging her leg.

"No problem." He gave her a concerned glance, even as he chivvied her forward towards the barred door at the end of the hall. "You okay?"

Sam looked back the way they'd come, and she couldn't help her smile of satisfaction at the sight of twenty unconscious Jaffa littering the floor. "Oh, yes, sir!"

His own face quirked into a wry grin as he followed her gaze. "Good job, captain." Then, all business again, he turned to face the locked door. "Now, we just have to figure out how to blow this, and we can go and find --"

A low boom sent them both diving instinctively to the floor. This turned out to be a good thing, because the splintered beams of the door rained over their heads like deadly confetti.

In the sudden, echoing silence, a single voice spoke.

"Oh! Hi, guys."

Jack lifted his head and stared incredulously at Daniel and Teal'c, framed in the now empty doorway.

"Hey!" He sprang to his feet, pointing a finger accusingly. "What do you think you're doing?"

Teal'c and Daniel looked at each other, then back at Jack.

"We are escaping from this fortress." Teal'c's voice stating the obvious seemed very calm, but his Tau'ri teammates were already experienced enough to detect the nuances that added, and I cannot believe you are asking such a stupid question, O'Neill.

"Huh." Sam brushed splinters of wood off her torn and stained uniform. "We were kinda coming to rescue you."

"Well, thank you, Sam," Daniel said with slightly strained politeness. "We appreciate that."

"We just fought past twenty Jaffa for you!" Jack glowered at Daniel and Teal'c.

Daniel crossed his arms and glared, his eyebrows drawing together. "Well, excuse us for not just sitting around and waiting!" Then he pasted an artificial smile on his face and blinked sweetly, ladling the sarcasm onto every syllable as he asked, "Would you like us to go back to our cell and wait for you? Just so you and Sam can have fun and fight some more?"

Jack and Sam looked at each other.

They looked back at the jumble of bodies.

They looked at each other again. And grinned.

It was tempting, but...

"Nah," they said simultaneously.

end.
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC)
You get the Icon Of Jack's Smug Self-Satisfaction for that. Brilliant, hilarious, marvelous Sam and Jack military bonding, and full points for Daniel snark and the Inescapable Eyebrow of Irony.

Smiling into a fractured cheekbone's gonna hurt later though...

*grin*
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 12:07 am (UTC)
BAH! So, so funny! It could be on the recruiting poster - "Beat Jaffa and Have some fun!"
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 12:35 am (UTC)
Ha ha! "Oh, yes, sir!"

Indeed, indeed. Lovely little slice of an average day. They understand each other so well.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 12:47 am (UTC)
Heh! If only every day could be so fun! Wake 'em up and do it again!
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
Hee! This is fantastic fun! :)
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
I like :)
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 04:24 am (UTC)
Aw! I had to read this one (And I'm premiering my Sam and Jack friendship icon for it too! I will work on that ficathon sometime...soon).

I love their coordination with each other. I love how Teal'c and Daniel are dealing with things themselves and just the unspoken and spoken banter you have between them all! Aw! Thank you so much, fig!

Happy Gen Day to you!
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
Another day, another SG-1 break out from prison! It wouldn't be Gen Fic Day without one!! :)

Very nice, Fig!
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 04:47 pm (UTC)
as intimidating as their helmets might be to cowed slaves, they offered really lousy peripheral vision
I was wondering how they were taking down so many Jaffa so easily--of course! Some Jaffa need a better helmet design, but please don't suggest it to them.

I must confess, I wasn't at all surprised by Daniel and Teal'c's own escape. I love Daniel's "Oh! Hi, guys", but best of all is Teal'c: and I cannot believe you are asking such a stupid question, O'Neill.

Now they can all go back and let Janet patch up Sam and Jack! Daniel is so going to be smirking at not being the injured one this time!
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 05:30 pm (UTC)
Heeeeee! Oh, this put such a big grin on my face. Gotta love 'em.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 06:02 pm (UTC)
I figure Sam was still on the adrenaline high. :)

Seriously, thirty minutes from stop to finish. The story just flowed. The team was writing it, not me!
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
It could be on the recruiting poster - "Beat Jaffa and Have some fun!"

Hee hee!

And Daniel could roll his eyes and mutter imprecations about the military under his breath... :)
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
I love when Sam gets to show she's Captain Doctor, and I think she does, too! :) Glad you liked it.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
Wake 'em up and do it again!

Heh. I can so see Jack doing that... :)
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
Good! :)
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 06:06 pm (UTC)
Here, have some Daniel dance of squee, because I wouldn't have started writing this without wanting to do something for you and I have never had something write so effortlessly, ever!

Take care of yourself, y'hear?
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 06:07 pm (UTC)
Another day, another SG-1 break out from prison! It wouldn't be Gen Fic Day without one!! :)

::thwaps forehead::

I left out Lumpy! Silly Fig. :)
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
Heh, yes. I can just see Daniel leaning casually against the infirmary wall and offering commentary...

So much fun to write! Glad it was run to read. :)
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
Yes, you do! I love them all to pieces.

Glad you liked it!
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
Don't you love it when that happens?
Sunday, July 13th, 2008 12:39 pm (UTC)
It's happened only twice for me, but yes, definitely! :)
Monday, July 21st, 2008 03:58 am (UTC)
Late to the game, but that was great. I love the team banter and Daniel and Teal'c's casual rescuing of themselves. ::friends::
Monday, July 21st, 2008 04:36 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I had enormous fun writing it - glad you enjoyed reading it!

And new friends are always welcome. :)
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 07:37 am (UTC)
I just have so much love for this !! It's Jack and Sam being friends rescuing Daniel and Teal'c who don't need saving. And they are having fun. Brilliant!
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 01:01 pm (UTC)
Yeah, they're all having fun. :) So glad you liked!

And WHEE - your Sam and Jack genfic icon is BRILLIANT. :D
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 01:09 pm (UTC)
Hee, I was inspired by your icon by surrealis... so I made some of my own! lol, there are a few more here Icon Post (http://petite-stars.livejournal.com/15968.html) (underneath the shippy ones though :) )
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 07:11 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the link! I'll check it out. :)