Ficlet request: Sure Looks Strange (G)

Okay, confessing upfront: this one is unquestionably cracky. I have no idea where this came from...

If anyone is still interested after reading this kind of silliness, I am still taking prompts. It's going slowly, but at least ten of them will get written. Eventually. :)

For sg_betty, who used the icon below as her prompt, and ivorygates, who wanted classic children's literature, which this definitely is not. So. Um. Yeah. Crackfic. Set sometime in S2, when the team isn't quite sure yet when Teal'c is messing with their heads. No spoilers. ~1,650 words. Longer than the maximum word limit for these things, but it's two prompts in one, so... Ah well.

Summary: The team tackles a monster off-world, and identification comes from a surprising source. The team should know that Teal'c pwns all by now.

Special thanks to aurora_novarum for her speedy beta skills and the brainstorming session! And yes, I think it did end up even longer. ;)

( Sure Looks Strange )