Monday, January 5th, 2009 12:41 am
Hurray for quick inspiration! Here's the first of the team ficlets I offered. Don't expect them all to be this prompt, though... :)

This one is for [livejournal.com profile] traycer_, who asked for a ficlet based on the phrase, "I get by with a little help from my friends." Slightly more Jack-centric than team-centric, but the gang's all here! Set in late S3, with no real spoilers (other than a dead false god checklist). Rated PG for slight Jack whumping. 972 words.


Secret of Success

Jack winced as Sekhmet's First Prime forced him down onto his knees, and he squinted through a rapidly closing eye at the sneering Goa'uld on her pretentious throne. The four growling lions chained to the dais were an uneasy distraction, but Jack forced himself to focus on his current captor. She wore the usual overdone makeup, beautiful features rendered ugly by the twisted sneer of those perfect lips. She seemed to prefer scarlet red to the usual golden costume, but the jewelry that dripped from her wrists, ears, and throat more than made up for it.

"Blonde hair," Jack managed, ignoring the pain of his split lip. He coughed lightly, trying not to choke on the heavy scent of burning incense that filled the chamber. "Unusual for you guys. Is that a dye job?"

"Silence!" she snapped, then transferred her glare to the First Prime and the other Jaffa. "Well?"

"Lady of Slaughter," the First Prime murmured, bowing his head deferentially. "As you have commanded, I have brought before you the leader of the Tau'ri."

Sekhmet rose from her throne and sashayed over to Jack. He wished he could call her foolish to get so close to him; but black ops training notwithstanding, there wasn't much he could do to her on his knees, with his hands cuffed behind his back and six Jaffa watching his every move. So he contented himself with a deliberately bored look as she languidly extended her ribbon-deviced hand and crooked her fingers under his chin, forcing his head upwards.

"Surely you jest." Her hand fell away, and she circled him imperiously. "This human, the leader of the Tau'ri?"

The First Prime cleared his throat. "We watched their camp for some time before the attack, Mistress of Dread. The others clearly deferred to him. Even the shol'va himself."

Jack smothered a grin at the definite hint of unease that had crept into the man's voice. Confusion to the enemy was always a good thing.

"I cannot believe it," Sekhmet declared. She came to a halt in front of him again, her eyes flashing with disdain. "The Tau'ri are supposed to be the greatest threat to the System Lords -"

"We do our best," Jack drawled.

She gave him a lazy, contemptuous slap that nonetheless knocked him to the floor. Pain shot through his bruised ribs, and he bit back a yelp. Stupid Goa'uld-enhanced strength.

"How can this...." Sehkmet prodded him with a dainty slipper, even as the First Prime hauled him back into his kneeling position. "...be the leader that killed so many?" Her hand lifted, the crystal of the ribbon device already beginning to pulsate.

"I get by," Jack assured her, injecting just the right amount of cheekiness into his tone to make her eyes glow again with suppressed fury. "With a little help from my friends, of course. We've managed to rack up quite a tally over the years. Ra. Hathor. Seth. Amaunet. Sokar. Apophis, a couple of times."

"Your friends, Tau'ri?" she mocked. "And where are these friends of yours now?"

The ribbon device hovered inches from his forehead, and he braced himself -

And the door behind him exploded inwards, shards of stone pinwheeling across the chamber.

"Oh, that'd be them," Jack said gleefully, even as he prudently fell flat on his face. Staff weapon blasts and a hail of bullets spat just overhead, cutting the First Prime and the other Jaffa nearly in half.

Sekhmet stepped back with a snarl of rage, and the air shimmered around her as she activated her personal shield. Bullets spanged harmlessly away even as she took a second step backward, and Jack realized that she was going to release the lions.

The idea of being lunch, or even slightly mauled, didn't really appeal to him. He twisted onto his back, ignoring the bite of the cuffs around his wrists, and swung his legs in a neat arc that just managed to catch the Goa'uld by the ankle. She tripped and shrieked with fury as she landed in an ungainly sprawl. Then a knife sliced effortlessly through the shield and embedded itself in Sekhmet's shoulder, and it was all over but the clean-up.

Carter was suddenly there, her P-90 dangling from its strap, and Daniel was tugging the ribbon device off Sehkmet's hand, and Teal'c was effortlessly hauling Jack onto his feet. He did something to the cuffs on Jack's wrists, and they quietly snicked open. Daniel was saying something about lions in mythology and triggering the hieroglyphics to find the secret entrance, even as he bound the Goa'uld's hands with triple zip ties. Carter rummaged through her pack for her med kit, and Teal'c left the group to take a quick look at the lions' chains to make sure they were secure.

"You okay, Jack?" Daniel asked, peering at him. "I'm sorry it took us so long."

"S'okay," Jack said, even as he winced when Carter prodded at his ribs. "Just a little dented."

"Can you make it back to the Stargate, sir?" she asked, frowning a little. "We should take Sehkmet with us - the general will want to question her before we send her through the Gate to Cimmeria. But if you can't walk..."

"No, Carter, I'll manage." He straightened, but didn't protest the hand Daniel quietly slipped under his elbow.

Jack looked around at his team. They'd worked seamlessly together to find Sehkmet's lair, then taken the Goa'uld down with smooth efficiency and no casualties other than his own bumps and bruises. They were all ready to move out, their prisoner guarded by Teal'c and Carter watching their six. Smarts and strength and synchronization...

He let Daniel take some of his weight as they steered for the door, and allowed himself a private grin.

Oh, yeah. With a little help from my friends.
Sunday, January 4th, 2009 11:27 pm (UTC)
Hee! I LOVE IT!

Seriously, write me an Egyptian Goa'uld and remember their animal totem and I am HAPPY.

Great job!

Er...towards the end I think "want to question her before we send through the Gate to Commeria" is missing a word.
Sunday, January 4th, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
Aw, thank you! Amazing, what a few minutes of research online can turn up...

And thanks for the missing word. These ficlets are usually unbetaed.
Sunday, January 4th, 2009 11:36 pm (UTC)
Fun! I liked it that Daniel gives little lectures to the air while going about his business securing the Goa'uld. : )
Sunday, January 4th, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
Heh, yes, typical Daniel, that. :) Glad you liked it!
Sunday, January 4th, 2009 11:45 pm (UTC)
I'm a little worried about the lions though. They sent people back to get them, right? ; )
Monday, January 5th, 2009 06:33 am (UTC)
They could hardly take them with them at the time, although I did try to work out a reference! Let's just assume there were plenty of slaves and whatnot left around... including the lions' regular handlers, who took care of them. Will that do? :)
Monday, January 5th, 2009 06:34 am (UTC)
That's excellent! I feel much better now... : )
Sunday, January 4th, 2009 11:43 pm (UTC)
Hee! Poor Jack. What timing!

I love the Jaffa when Sekhmet questions him with this whole internal dialogue you can just picture from Jack watching him. "Yeah, he's the leader. We know he's the leader, er, we think. They all acted like he was...um...yeah. Don't hurt me."
Monday, January 5th, 2009 06:34 am (UTC)
::grins:: Thank you - because I thought of having Jack put all that into internal dialogue, and I am delighted to hear that it came through without actually saying it. Yay!

Very glad you liked. :)
Monday, January 5th, 2009 12:00 am (UTC)
Team love on demand! I love it. Great fun, rollicking adventure, I give it two thumbs up. :)
Monday, January 5th, 2009 06:35 am (UTC)
Ah, nothing like team love! Thanks for the kind words. :)
Monday, January 5th, 2009 12:38 am (UTC)
Great, I loved it. Thanks for sharing!

Melissa M.
Monday, January 5th, 2009 06:35 am (UTC)
Thank you!
Monday, January 5th, 2009 01:14 am (UTC)
I do so love smart mouth Jack.
Monday, January 5th, 2009 06:35 am (UTC)
Hee! He's an awful lot of fun to write. :)
Monday, January 5th, 2009 04:30 am (UTC)
OMG! This was utterly fantastic!! And I loved how you incorporated the quote into the story via Jack and his wisecracks. Hee! And then there's Jack whump, and the team coming to the rescue and... and just everything! :)

"Surely you jest." Her hand fell away, and she circled him imperiously. "This human, the leader of the Tau'ri?"

Ahahahahaha!! There's a lot to be reckoned with behind that face, darlink! Hee!

I loved it! Thank you!
Monday, January 5th, 2009 06:36 am (UTC)
Yay, you liked it! :D

See, the playing dumb routine really works, sometimes... ;)
Monday, January 5th, 2009 12:39 pm (UTC)
Aww. This was a lovely ficlet. I wish I could write things this fast (and well).
Monday, January 5th, 2009 05:38 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I don't usually write this quickly either :) but Traycer's prompt just pinged. Yay for teamy goodness!
Monday, January 5th, 2009 03:36 pm (UTC)
Oh, I so love snarky Jack, and team -- but now I want to know how the hell Jack ended up captured without his team (and just what did take them so long...arguing over a plan they could all agree on, because without Jack it so quickly become the democracy Daniel prefers and Teal'c wants?).
Monday, January 5th, 2009 05:40 pm (UTC)
Eh, there was an ambush. And zats. And Sekhmet's palace was hidden underground, so Daniel had to do the archeology thing. And Sam had to jimmy some crystals and do the scientist thing. And Teal'c had to scare the living daylights out of any Jaffa so unfortunate as to cross their path... :)

I don't think it took all that long, really, except that it was long enough for Jack to get beaten, which is what Daniel was apologizing for. But all that is unwritten backstory, because these are supposed to be ficlets. As difficult as I find that concept, sometimes!

Glad you liked it. :)