Teal'c fic, anyone?

[fignewton]

So, my latest fic featured Teal'c pwning the team - again - and it occurs to me that I write Teal'c pwnage a lot. So, inspired by some rather gleeful comments (thanks, guys!), I hereby present my latest icon: Teal'c, First Prime of Pwnage! Shareable with credit, and comments are greatly appreciated.

In order to avoid making this a gratuitous icon post (and do you know how long it took me to figure out what GIP even means?), I am hereby requesting that everyone comment here with links to Teal'c pwnage fics - preferably your own, although I'll take recs for other people's stories, too! Gen only, please, although I'll allow for non-shippy canon pairings like Teal'c/Drey'auc.

To get the Teal'c squee started, here's the list of my own fics where Teal'c shows the team that he is infinitely awesome and unbelievably cool and, in fact, the First Prime of Pwnage:

Undercover. Even when it comes to squabbling over cuddling, Teal'c still pwns the team! The fic that inspired the icon. :)

Respect for Ritual. Jack and Daniel get drunk. Sam gets annoyed. Teal'c trumps all. Oddly enough, despite that summary, not a crackfic.

SG-1, Ninja Style. My very first foray into Teal'c pwnage! It's the morning after The Serpent's Lair, and the team can't quite remember how they celebrated. Happily (or not), Teal'c is willing to explain it all in wincing detail.

Sure Looks Strange. Okay, this one is crackfic, and was actually written for the sake of the punchline. Because Teal'c doesn't know how not to be awesome.

T is for Tabloid. Includes Teal'c getting Jack addicted to tabloids, making Daniel believe that he actually thinks that tabloid articles are real, and winning an unspoken contest with Sam. A more quiet pwnage, I suppose.

That's my list, folks. Now let's see yours!

And Purim Semeach to all those of you who are celebrating today. :)

Comments

[suzannemarie.livejournal.com]

From my limited collection of stories, and from Teal'c Alphabet Soup (so I'm afraid it won't be new to you): Z is for Zat'(some'thing) (http://suzannemarie.livejournal.com/175369.html).

Oh, and I guess another oldie: Team's Night Out (http://suzannemarie.livejournal.com/156483.html)

[kalquessa.livejournal.com]

TEAM'S NIGHT OUT! TEAM'S NIGHT OUT! *chants and waves pennants*

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

Oh, the pwnage is through the roof in Zat'something! :D

Not to mention Teal'c the bowling shark... and now I have this vision of Teal'c wiping the floor with Jack in miniature golf, sometimes after WoO. Ah, Teal'c, how we love you!

[suzannemarie.livejournal.com]

Were we supposed to do little summaries?

Z is...: When the topic of the changing nature of a piece of technology comes up, Teal'c seizes the opportunity to have a little fun at the expense of his teammates.

Team's Night Out: Bowling night for the gang. Secret skills are revealed.

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

I like summaries, personally, but I didn't actually have to click on your links to remember your lovely fics! :) As long as we get the links, it's good.

[aurora-novarum.livejournal.com]

LOVE TEAMS NIGHT OUT LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!