Teal'c fic, anyone?

[fignewton]

So, my latest fic featured Teal'c pwning the team - again - and it occurs to me that I write Teal'c pwnage a lot. So, inspired by some rather gleeful comments (thanks, guys!), I hereby present my latest icon: Teal'c, First Prime of Pwnage! Shareable with credit, and comments are greatly appreciated.

In order to avoid making this a gratuitous icon post (and do you know how long it took me to figure out what GIP even means?), I am hereby requesting that everyone comment here with links to Teal'c pwnage fics - preferably your own, although I'll take recs for other people's stories, too! Gen only, please, although I'll allow for non-shippy canon pairings like Teal'c/Drey'auc.

To get the Teal'c squee started, here's the list of my own fics where Teal'c shows the team that he is infinitely awesome and unbelievably cool and, in fact, the First Prime of Pwnage:

Undercover. Even when it comes to squabbling over cuddling, Teal'c still pwns the team! The fic that inspired the icon. :)

Respect for Ritual. Jack and Daniel get drunk. Sam gets annoyed. Teal'c trumps all. Oddly enough, despite that summary, not a crackfic.

SG-1, Ninja Style. My very first foray into Teal'c pwnage! It's the morning after The Serpent's Lair, and the team can't quite remember how they celebrated. Happily (or not), Teal'c is willing to explain it all in wincing detail.

Sure Looks Strange. Okay, this one is crackfic, and was actually written for the sake of the punchline. Because Teal'c doesn't know how not to be awesome.

T is for Tabloid. Includes Teal'c getting Jack addicted to tabloids, making Daniel believe that he actually thinks that tabloid articles are real, and winning an unspoken contest with Sam. A more quiet pwnage, I suppose.

That's my list, folks. Now let's see yours!

And Purim Semeach to all those of you who are celebrating today. :)

Comments

[abyssinia4077.livejournal.com]

And Purim Semeach to all those of you who are celebrating today. :)

*pouts*
Does it count if I wish I were celebrating?
*wanders off grumbling about stupid real life not accounting for holidays and papers that are due and research and other things preventing me from making Hamentaschen*

YAY TEAL'C PAWNING!

And I hope your Purim was lovely!

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

Was. Still is. Thank you. :)

Will think of you, while eating hamentaschen!

[suzannemarie.livejournal.com]

From my limited collection of stories, and from Teal'c Alphabet Soup (so I'm afraid it won't be new to you): Z is for Zat'(some'thing) (http://suzannemarie.livejournal.com/175369.html).

Oh, and I guess another oldie: Team's Night Out (http://suzannemarie.livejournal.com/156483.html)

[kalquessa.livejournal.com]

TEAM'S NIGHT OUT! TEAM'S NIGHT OUT! *chants and waves pennants*

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

Oh, the pwnage is through the roof in Zat'something! :D

Not to mention Teal'c the bowling shark... and now I have this vision of Teal'c wiping the floor with Jack in miniature golf, sometimes after WoO. Ah, Teal'c, how we love you!

[suzannemarie.livejournal.com]

Were we supposed to do little summaries?

Z is...: When the topic of the changing nature of a piece of technology comes up, Teal'c seizes the opportunity to have a little fun at the expense of his teammates.

Team's Night Out: Bowling night for the gang. Secret skills are revealed.

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

I like summaries, personally, but I didn't actually have to click on your links to remember your lovely fics! :) As long as we get the links, it's good.

[aurora-novarum.livejournal.com]

LOVE TEAMS NIGHT OUT LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!

[kalquessa.livejournal.com]

I would consider "Cordiform" (http://kalquessa.livejournal.com/567025.html) and "Sufficient Illumination" (http://kalquessa.livejournal.com/532238.html) as both being Teal'c Pwnage of some stripe or another. I guess "Girls (and Jaffa)Do Not Fight Fair" (http://kalquessa.livejournal.com/496432.html) contains some quality Teal'c Pwnage, although really it's more about the S8 team pwning the galaxy (and Jack).

Mostly though, I'm commenting because this thread needs my icon.

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

SG-1 pwns the galaxy, YES - I adore that fic, you know. And anyway, Teal'c feeding a guard to a "Rancor" because he's channeling Luke Skywalker can never be less than absolutely awesome.

[aurora-novarum.livejournal.com]

Sufficient Illumination is the definition of Teal'c awesomeness.

[annerbhp.livejournal.com]

Creepy! I was totally in the middle of writing a Teal'c scene when this popped up on my flist. :) No links, sadly, because I am a ship whore. :P But I do have this icon!

I am very much looking forward to the Teal'c ficathon. Did you sign up?

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

Aw, could you sneak us a Teal'c pwnage snippage?

I do love your awesome Teal'c icon! :D

I am very much looking forward to the Teal'c ficathon. Did you sign up?

Yes, indeed - in fact, I signed up about three minutes after the post went up. :) Can't wait!

[beanpot.livejournal.com]

I am still debating signing for the Teal'c athon...

[annerbhp.livejournal.com]

Dooooooo eeet. It's *Teal'c*. How could you not? :D

[beanpot.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I seem to write Teal'c a lot. Can you tell I adore him?

T is for Teal'c (http://beanpot.livejournal.com/103069.html#cutid1)

F is for Faith (http://beanpot.livejournal.com/95955.html#cutid1) - I think for the Hammond Alphabet...

My Friendshipathon fic with Sam and Teal'c looking for Jonas (http://beanpot.livejournal.com/87850.html#cutid1)

There are no dragons here (http://beanpot.livejournal.com/58201.html#cutid1) with Jack and Teal'c and books...

Then I have mashed him with my own little creation Granma Mitchell...

In which they discuss religion... (http://beanpot.livejournal.com/31417.html#cutid1)

In which they flirt a bit... (http://beanpot.livejournal.com/54652.html#cutid1)

In which I wrote crack Teal'c baby fic....sigh... (http://beanpot.livejournal.com/143824.html#cutid1)

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

Oooh, so much Teal'cy goodness! ::rubs hands gleefully::

[sg-betty.livejournal.com]

I've only got one that might apply, given how rarely I do comedy. And when I do, it's generally in the snark vein rather than pawnage, but I do have this one:
Freedom:Jaffa Philosophy (http://sg-betty.livejournal.com/11434.html#cutid1):

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

This is GREAT. More people should go read this right now. :D

[sg-betty.livejournal.com]

: )

[aurora-novarum.livejournal.com]

Reads through my list of fics...hmm, I tend to write more angsty and/or instrospctive Teal'c than Teal'c awesomeness. But spots where he's *particularly* awesome and made of win in my writing:

Driving Lessons (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/51622.html) Daniel teaches Teal'c to drive in 1969.

Drawing Straws (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/16735.html) is a teamy fic on Shades of Grey, but I particularly liked Teal'c as being the sharpest tack in the box for this whole mess.

To the Victor Go the Spoils (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/84389.html#cutid2) Teal'c's section of the What Would Jack Do series; a missing scene from Window of Opportunity. Teal'c was actually a pretty strong and awesome presence through most of those ficlets.

V is for Victory (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/51737.html) Teal'c "subtly" convinces still "Arrom-ish" Daniel the SGC is his home.

Pie Day (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/50843.html) Okay, this is a total cheat because it's Jack/team/crossover centered. But Teal'c has my favorite line.

Flights of Ingenuity (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/54374.html) This is really more an introspective Teal'c fic again, but it's my favorite Teal'c fic, and one of my favorites of all my stories. Teal'c and Jack wander through the Smithsonian and marries Teal'c's love of Star Wars to his respect for the Tau'ri, complete with patience for O'Neill.
Note:(for more "pwnage", check out pepper_field's prequel to this story (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/36788.html?thread=366516#t366516))

V is for Vala (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/59847.html) Teal'c and Vala watching movies and comparing their perspective on Tau'ri culture.

Netscapade (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/25639.html) Teal'c and his star wars knowledge and general awesomeness pervades this S9 teamy fic.

Be Prepared (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/56966.html) Team "movie night", and Vala chose to watch a season of Buffy. Teal'c's big part is at the end, but hopefully worth it.

In the Ballroom, with the Rope (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/61756.html) Team game night...guess who wins. ;-)

[aurora-novarum.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Happy Purim to you!

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

(And I will NEVER be sick of talking about Teal'c, heh.)

[aurora-novarum.livejournal.com]

Target Practice (http://aurora-novarum.livejournal.com/61756.html) I've been told this counts. Set in early Season 1, it's Sam getting to know Teal'c off-duty and the burgeoning of their friendship.

Now you're sick of hearing me talk about Teal'c. ;-)

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

Oooh, V for Victory has been on my to-rec list for ages! Teal'c and Daniel friendship fic finally coming up next month... :)

Amazing, how often Teal'c is awesome, dontcha think?

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

Tiggers Like Everything (http://pepper-field.livejournal.com/25112.html) - Teal'c pwns Jack at bowling.

Q is for Questions (http://pepper-field.livejournal.com/121372.html) - little Teal'c pwns cuteness.

And What Do You Get If You Cross... (http://pepper-field.livejournal.com/49999.html) - Teal'c pwns bad jokes?

(And hey, I must archive that one Aurora mentioned. I always mislay comment fic.)

Happy Purim!

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

And don't forget that Tiggers has been podficced, yay! I do love podfic, and there is pathetically little gen available.

And thank you!

[aelfgyfu_mead]

I'm not sure if "Better Than Revenge" counts as Teal'c pwnage, but I'll try posting it here anyway. The story pretty serious, and it's from Teal'c's point of view (third person limited), but he's not always the main actor in the story. (It's "Shades of Grey" from Teal'c's point of view, with missing scenes, lots of introspection, and a not-so-introspective epilogue that gives the story its title.)

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

Oh, BTR is definite pwnage, especially because it's such a natural process of him figuring everything out because he is awesome. :)

[aelfgyfu_mead]

Good--I'm glad you think so!

[sg-wonderland.livejournal.com]

Teal'c gets a free dinner out of an unsuspecting Jack. http://www.rulesofawesome.com/Magnavox23/HTML/TattoosandTeammates.htm

Teal'c reveals his plan should Jack fail to get General Hammond reinstated.
http://www.freewebs.com/gemgate2/missingscenechainreaction.htm

Teal'c offers to take a newly descended Daniel shopping.
http://www.freewebs.com/gemgate/Faraway.htm

Kidfic warning. Teal'c and little!Daniel come out about even in this one.
http://www.freewebs.com/gemgate/tealcsdayout.htm

Very early work, please be kind.
http://www.freewebs.com/gemgate/TheWorldaccordingtoTealc.htm

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

Oooh, lots of new stories to read! ::rubs hands gleefully::

[randomfreshink.livejournal.com]

D is for Daniel from the Teal'c alphabet soup, for this line "Blood justice he would allow--willful stupidity, however, could not be tolerated."
http://randomfreshink.livejournal.com/tag/daniel+sg-1

Castling on the Sand because Teal'c learns to have fun on the beach, and gets the last word
http://randomfreshink.livejournal.com/22307.html#cutid1

Only Misplaced, a Teal'c and Daniel story in which Daniel says, "Actually, Jack, Teal'c knows where he is, but I'm not sure we can get back to you." -- Jaffa do not get lost, after all
http://www.alldanielfic.com/viewstory.php?sid=896

Between Silence, because Teal'c gets to quote T. S. Eliot -- and sometimes it's the guy who concedes vicotory who wins
http://www.alldanielfic.com/viewstory.php?sid=984

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

::grins:: You do write a marvelous Teal'c. And I'd add your Absolute Power fic to the list, too, where he is uncannily good at explaining things to Daniel.

(and Castling on the Sand is Teal'c pwnage personified.)