Teal'c fic, anyone?

[fignewton]

So, my latest fic featured Teal'c pwning the team - again - and it occurs to me that I write Teal'c pwnage a lot. So, inspired by some rather gleeful comments (thanks, guys!), I hereby present my latest icon: Teal'c, First Prime of Pwnage! Shareable with credit, and comments are greatly appreciated.

In order to avoid making this a gratuitous icon post (and do you know how long it took me to figure out what GIP even means?), I am hereby requesting that everyone comment here with links to Teal'c pwnage fics - preferably your own, although I'll take recs for other people's stories, too! Gen only, please, although I'll allow for non-shippy canon pairings like Teal'c/Drey'auc.

To get the Teal'c squee started, here's the list of my own fics where Teal'c shows the team that he is infinitely awesome and unbelievably cool and, in fact, the First Prime of Pwnage:

Undercover. Even when it comes to squabbling over cuddling, Teal'c still pwns the team! The fic that inspired the icon. :)

Respect for Ritual. Jack and Daniel get drunk. Sam gets annoyed. Teal'c trumps all. Oddly enough, despite that summary, not a crackfic.

SG-1, Ninja Style. My very first foray into Teal'c pwnage! It's the morning after The Serpent's Lair, and the team can't quite remember how they celebrated. Happily (or not), Teal'c is willing to explain it all in wincing detail.

Sure Looks Strange. Okay, this one is crackfic, and was actually written for the sake of the punchline. Because Teal'c doesn't know how not to be awesome.

T is for Tabloid. Includes Teal'c getting Jack addicted to tabloids, making Daniel believe that he actually thinks that tabloid articles are real, and winning an unspoken contest with Sam. A more quiet pwnage, I suppose.

That's my list, folks. Now let's see yours!

And Purim Semeach to all those of you who are celebrating today. :)

Comments

[randomfreshink.livejournal.com]

D is for Daniel from the Teal'c alphabet soup, for this line "Blood justice he would allow--willful stupidity, however, could not be tolerated."
http://randomfreshink.livejournal.com/tag/daniel+sg-1

Castling on the Sand because Teal'c learns to have fun on the beach, and gets the last word
http://randomfreshink.livejournal.com/22307.html#cutid1

Only Misplaced, a Teal'c and Daniel story in which Daniel says, "Actually, Jack, Teal'c knows where he is, but I'm not sure we can get back to you." -- Jaffa do not get lost, after all
http://www.alldanielfic.com/viewstory.php?sid=896

Between Silence, because Teal'c gets to quote T. S. Eliot -- and sometimes it's the guy who concedes vicotory who wins
http://www.alldanielfic.com/viewstory.php?sid=984

[sg-fignewton.livejournal.com]

::grins:: You do write a marvelous Teal'c. And I'd add your Absolute Power fic to the list, too, where he is uncannily good at explaining things to Daniel.

(and Castling on the Sand is Teal'c pwnage personified.)