Fig Newton

Happy belated birthday to annerbhp, who brings glee and squee even to gen fans who don't go for the stupid cute! :D

And since, in her last icon comment challenge, she mentioned how much she'd enjoy reading a gen team cuddling fic... Well, here we are. :)

Summary: The team has to act as a family to gain mineral rights. It's amazing how often Teal'c pwns the rest of the team, even when cuddling is involved. ~620 words. Rated G.

( Undercover )

Okay, confessing upfront: this one is unquestionably cracky. I have no idea where this came from...

If anyone is still interested after reading this kind of silliness, I am still taking prompts. It's going slowly, but at least ten of them will get written. Eventually. :)

For sg_betty, who used the icon below as her prompt, and ivorygates, who wanted classic children's literature, which this definitely is not. So. Um. Yeah. Crackfic. Set sometime in S2, when the team isn't quite sure yet when Teal'c is messing with their heads. No spoilers. ~1,650 words. Longer than the maximum word limit for these things, but it's two prompts in one, so... Ah well.

Summary: The team tackles a monster off-world, and identification comes from a surprising source. The team should know that Teal'c pwns all by now.

Special thanks to aurora_novarum for her speedy beta skills and the brainstorming session! And yes, I think it did end up even longer. ;)

( Sure Looks Strange )

In 2008, I started the year by offering ficlets by request. I loved the kick start, and hey, stargate_summer isn't due for ages, so who cares if I only have scenes in my head and nothing actually written down yet? ;)

So, comment here with a team prompt - a phrase, a quote, an icon - and I'll write you a ficlet between 100 and 1,000 words. Classic team only (sorry, Vala and Mitchell fans), and obviously gen! I'll do at least ten. I won't commit myself to the first ten on the list, but I'll try to give those priority.

I restarted this ficlet eight times. Fluffy, angsty, funny - they all flopped. I tried it from Daniel's POV and Selmac's and nothing worked. Finally I gave up and let Sam take over - and it still ended up going in a completely unexpected direction! I can only hope you like this, Redbyrd. uniquinum's might have to wait a little longer.

redbyrd_sgfic asked for Jacob/Selmac and Daniel, on the teltak during the mission to try and rescue Jack and Teal'c before they freeze to death in the hybrid glider. Spoilers, obviously, for Tangent. Rated G. Word count: ~770

( No Place Like Home )

Welcome, newcomers! I think I should warn you that I'm not usually quite so prolific. :)

This one is for martyfan, who asked for Jack and Daniel and the following quote: "What's the use of a footsoldier that who can't do anything but hobble along and moan about brains?" This means that despite my best intentions, I have written zombie fic. I leave it to you to decide if this is a good thing or not. No spoilers, any season. Word count: ~730

( And Now For Something Completely Different )

This one is for aurora_novarum, who asked for Sam and Janet: "I feel the need. The need for speed." This is my first-ever attempt at writing Janet at all, even if I stayed in Sam's POV, so I hope it works! :)

Spoilers for Upgrades. Word count: ~700

( Coming Down )

Here's the first of the ficlet requests! And speaking of which, you might want to check out kellifer_fic's own ficlets on offer - "Firsts." She did the first mission for Daniel after Sha're's death for me, but there are several other SG-1 ones, including Teal'c's first solo trip outside Cheyenne Mountain and Sam's first flight.

This one is for maevebran, who asked for Daniel and "Not until I'm dead... and sometimes, not even then." Spoilers for Threads, and inspired by some discussion on LJ somewhere or other. Word count: ~550

( Self-interest )